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Square Toast Bread Squishy – Slow-Rising Fidget Toy
$9.99
WHY WE’RE OBSESSED
It looks like food, absolutely is not food, and somehow becomes even more satisfying the second you squeeze it. Exactly our kind of unnecessary.
PERFECT FOR
🍓 Food-obsessed friends🤏 Desk fidgeting🎁 Funny gifts✨ Tiny dopamine
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The Details
Toast without the crumbs. This squishy little square bread is made for satisfying squeezes, desk breaks, and gifting to the friend who has everything except a tiny pretend toast.
- Soft, slow-rising bread-inspired squeeze toy
- Choose from the pictured styles using the original A–F options
- Fun desk accessory, novelty gift or stocking stuffer
- One squishy per selected variant
Heads up: This is a novelty squeeze toy, not food. Do not bite or eat. Recommended for ages 14+. Keep away from younger children and pets; discontinue use if damaged. Small cosmetic variations may occur.
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